thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes
WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?
*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.
Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!
I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY
THEY ARE ANGRY
WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’
THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO
I AM SO ANGRY
You know what makes me angry? This sort of complete and utter bullshit. “No tears” does, indeed, mean exactly what it says: no crying.
Don’t believe me? You continue to think that the marketing folks for some reason didn’t know how to write in plain English, that it’s talking about hair tearing even though hair products always talk about “strengthening hair” and “reducing breakage”, not “tearing”? Fine. Let’s take a look at the L’Oreal site.
Plain as day, right in the description of L’Oreal Kids Orange Mango Smoothie Shampoo: “Ophthalmologist tested so it’s absolutely tear free. ” Anyone know what an ophthalmologist is? Anyone? I have a nice shiny apple for you…yes, that’s right, an opthalmologist is an eye doctor! Because it’s FORMULATED TO BE GENTLE ON YOUR EYES, YOU GULLIBLE LITTLE NON-FACT-CHECKING CLOTPOLLS!