operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?
*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY
THEY ARE ANGRY
WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’
THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO
I AM SO ANGRY

You know what makes me angry? This sort of complete and utter bullshit. “No tears” does, indeed, mean exactly what it says: no crying.
Don’t believe me? You continue to think that the marketing folks for some reason didn’t know how to write in plain English, that it’s talking about hair tearing even though hair products always talk about “strengthening hair” and “reducing breakage”, not “tearing”? Fine. Let’s take a look at the L’Oreal site.

Plain as day, right in the description of L’Oreal Kids Orange Mango Smoothie Shampoo: “Ophthalmologist tested so it’s absolutely tear free. ” Anyone know what an ophthalmologist is? Anyone? I have a nice shiny apple for you…yes, that’s right, an opthalmologist is an eye doctor! Because it’s FORMULATED TO BE GENTLE ON YOUR EYES, YOU GULLIBLE LITTLE NON-FACT-CHECKING CLOTPOLLS!

operativesurprise:

bigbootsandscaryeyes:

sammiwolfe:

fleshcircus:

thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes

WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?

*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.

Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!

I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY

THEY ARE ANGRY

WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’

THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO

I AM SO ANGRY

You know what makes me angry? This sort of complete and utter bullshit. “No tears” does, indeed, mean exactly what it says: no crying.

Don’t believe me? You continue to think that the marketing folks for some reason didn’t know how to write in plain English, that it’s talking about hair tearing even though hair products always talk about “strengthening hair” and “reducing breakage”, not “tearing”? Fine. Let’s take a look at the L’Oreal site.

Plain as day, right in the description of L’Oreal Kids Orange Mango Smoothie Shampoo: “Ophthalmologist tested so it’s absolutely tear free. ” Anyone know what an ophthalmologist is? Anyone? I have a nice shiny apple for you…yes, that’s right, an opthalmologist is an eye doctor! Because it’s FORMULATED TO BE GENTLE ON YOUR EYES, YOU GULLIBLE LITTLE NON-FACT-CHECKING CLOTPOLLS!

(Source: zozososoxoxo)

Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
GlaDOS

Okay. Look. We both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.

GlaDOS

You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here]!
Chell

You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here]!

Chell

kiddo-w:

'Cause I was made to fly, I was made to fly

what is this movie!?

Hah, I recognise that movie.  I watched it back in December for my horror thing: http://flowerysong.tumblr.com/post/69158457938/the-nightmare-before-christmas-2013-12-05-the

(Source: papawolfjoel)

mishaswhore:

luciferswhiteloafers:

queeeriosity:

I DID NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED


LOL SOMEBODY SHIPS JESUS/JUDAS
JESUS GOES TO HOGWARTS


IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS BOREDOM

People surprised that there’s Jesus/Judas slash have obviously never seen Jesus Christ Superstar. The homoerotic subtext is pretty close to text in some versions.

mishaswhore:

luciferswhiteloafers:

queeeriosity:

I DID NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED

image

LOL SOMEBODY SHIPS JESUS/JUDAS

JESUS GOES TO HOGWARTS

image

IN THE BEGINNING THERE WAS BOREDOM

People surprised that there’s Jesus/Judas slash have obviously never seen Jesus Christ Superstar. The homoerotic subtext is pretty close to text in some versions.